blatantly obvious dancefloor deprivation: leaving one's handbag with complete strangers sitting at a crowded table surrounded by many other complete strangers, then feeling artificially assured that your belongings will be safe.
(after 40mins of sardine-ing with perspiring bodies on the dancefloor)
girl #1: i'm worried about my bag. you think it'll be safe? girl #2: should be la! (continues dancing) girl #1: haha ok! (continues dancing)
it seems my brain is prone to shrinking when in a place where the music is loud and the people sweaty.